franco- fone + MORE!

>> Wednesday, January 28, 2009

...and we're back in the game! Sorry for the brief intermission folks but we had places to go and people to see... well, not really just a few kinks in the ole' internet connection but we are back and doing fine! I would hate to keep you waiting any longer so here, for your pleasure and enjoyment, is the next installment of franco-fone with the crazy goodness that is Kent Lindgren!

For those of you who don't know the fine human being that is Kent here's some fast facts:

  • He has been known to transform into baby Grinch on several occasions.
  • He coined the ever popular phrase BLAMEY!
  • He enjoys a fine glass of scotch while he sits and reads the paper in his silk robe at the retirement community where he resides.
  • He hates feet.
  • He was with me on the day that the heavens opened and we were nearly killed by a flying port-a-potty! His screaming was the only thing that saved us!
  • He will one day rule the world!
Without further ado here ya go:
franco- fone EPISODE 2


BONUS VIDEO OF THE DAY: Dancing at Chatelet

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FLIPPIN PLUG!

>> Saturday, January 24, 2009

Hey folks, sorry for the lack of updates but we have run into more internet issues... Our landlord decided it was a good time to return the plug we were borrowing for our internet before she had got us a replacement. So needless to say we are bumming internet off of various public places and I haven't been able to post anything lately... But don't worry, hopefully by early next week we'll be back on line and we have an episode of Franco- fone waiting in the wings! Here's a preview of our lovely guest:

This is pure GGGOOOOLLLLDDDD!

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BUTTERFLY GLITTER LADY!

>> Monday, January 19, 2009

So, anyone who knows me or has spent any amount of time with moi, knows that I often like to sing songs about everyday activities that I'm doing. Whether it's washing the dishes or getting angry at my computer, I often find myself singing a song about my situation. It's an old Horn family tradition (Sidenote- You know a song about everything Harvey!). Strange you might say... but I like to think it keeps me sane!

Well, Nat has been living with me long enough that, she too, has picked up on the singing and we now often give each other challenges where we must use a certain word in a song. This little number entitled Butterfly Glitter Lady, had to include the word pagoda. Can I just say that this is completely improvised on the spot and it is absolutely brilliant. Owls, raw emotion, Japanimation, what more could you want out of a song!


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FRANCO- FONE Episode 1 (Josie and Kali)

>> Thursday, January 15, 2009

Bonjour to you all! Well, we've started a bit of a new series here on the blog. It's called Franco- fone and basically consists of us phoning up someone we know and chatting with them about anything and everything. It's pretty much just an excuse for us to act ridiculous and for you to get to know some of our friends.

Our guest for Episode 1 is the lovely Josie Steeves, who hails from Estevan, Saskatchewan but is currently in her last year of Political Science at the U of S where she is Student Union President. She enjoys tall glasses of Alexander Keiths', red hair, and sitting in her kiddy pool on those long, hot summer nights. She, like me, always has the feeling that her shoes are going to miraculously fly off of her feet and into the water when she is crossing a bridge! She has been known to lay down some mean rhymes in the karaoke mic and bust out the combine on the dance floor. But, most of all, she just wants everyone to 'slam dunk da funk'!

Enjoy!

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WHO INVENTED THAT... REALLY?

>> Wednesday, January 14, 2009

So, we finally got our butts in gear and decided on Sunday to head down to the outdoor rink in front of Hotel de Ville and show all these Parisians just what we do best in Canada... skate. Well, me anyways, Natalie's figure skating days are long since behind her but I felt confident that my 15+ years of ringette would allow me to show off just a little on the silver blades of glory!

We went down to the rink on Sunday, which is apparently never a good idea, as the line for skates can be almost a 2 hour wait... so, we thought, screw that, we'll come back another day but not before getting some footage for the next installment of How'd They Do That!

BONUS VIDEO: How'd they do that, cleaning the ice


So, back we went today, ready to enjoy the +5 winter weather (sorry folks in Canada but I had to rub it in!). The first thing we ran into is a common sighting here in Paris... striking workers. They were hanging out in front of the mayors house at Hotel de Ville and apparently they were angry about... the sun????

BONUS VIDEO: How'd they do that, striking


Then, it was on to the skating rink where we paid just 5 euros to rent a pair of skates. Not just any skates... figure skates! Oh my god... really! All thoughts of glory were suddenly dashed, as I had to focus on staying upright and not doing a noise dive because of those damn picks! But, I'm happy to report that no injuries occurred and even the Aussie Mike stayed upright!

Ahh... stupid figure skates! (Check out Mike's parka, apparently his sensitive Australian skin needs a coat that is good for minus 40 weather!)

Our legs are shaking... we need a tostada to calm our nerves!

BONUS VIDEO: Figure skates... who invented that?


Show off... oh wait, she's hanging onto the boards... cheater!
BONUS VIDEO: There's always one show off on the rink!



BONUS VIDEO: Alvar, Mike, and I tried our best to show off too... take that, kid with stupid orange laces in his skates!




Come on Mike, shoot the duck!

Brett was a little chicken... this is how an Australian sissy pants tries to pick up ladies at the skating rink by looking intelligent reading his newpaper!

This kid was sporting a blazer, skinny jeans and a stellar mohawk! Oh, emo frenchies! So bitter, but fierce on the blades!

All in all, we had a lovely day and I'm happy to report that I will never again strap on a pair of sissy...I mean figure skates again!

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MUSIQUE+ SASKATCHEWAN+ NINJAS= GOOOOOOOD!

>> Friday, January 9, 2009

Well, I always hate the day when I have to take that dreaded step and erase all the Christmas tunes from my MP3 player, but alas, the day has come and I took the Christmas goodness off the blog as well. But, fear not, I have replaced it with some equally good music of the French variety!

The first is one from a lady called Lhasa de Sela. She is a singer/songwriter who was born in Mexico but now calls Canada home. Her music is a mash-up with South American influences mixed with some gypsy/folk and alternative vibes. She actually moved to France for a few years, where her and her three sisters joined a theatre/circus company called Pocheros. If you like what you hear you can check out more of her stuff on her Myspace page.

The second lovely lady you hear coming out of your speakers is a San Fran girl by the name of Rupa Marya, who we had the pleasure of seeing last year at the Regina Folkfest. Her band, Rupa and the April Fishes blur the musical bounderies with songs influenced by tango, gypsy swing, folk, latin, Indian ragas, and the accordian gives some of their songs a distinct French feel. The international mix of their music may stem from the nomadic lifestyle Rupa grew up with, moving from India to the Bay Area to Southern France all before she was ten. Not only is she an amazing musician, but a smart lady. During her downtime from touring, she is a physician and teacher of medicine in a San Fransico hospital.

The bands name 'the April Fishes' has an interesting story. It was inspired by the French term les poissons d'avril, which is like April Fools. Apparently, here in France, on the first of April, people stick little paper fishes on the backs of unsuspecting people. The origin of this strange behavior comes from a story of a French king who changed from a pagan calendar to the Roman one. Many people still wanted to celebrate the New Year in April, so, they would give fishes (the April fishes) to celebrate the beginning of the year (don't ask me why, I've stopped trying to understand why they do the things they do!) Rupa has said that, to them, April fishes represent "people who don't believe in the reality that is handed to them by a higher order, they insist on their own reality." If you want to learn more about this incredible band and the Marya's life, check out Their official website or check out their vid for Une Americaine a Paris below:



While we're on the theme of music, I'm sure that you Canadian folks have heard all about CBC's 49 songs north of the 49th parallel that define Canada for Mr. Obama. Well, Morgen brought my attention to the awesomeness that is the music video for a song called "Saskatchewan" by Les Trois Accords. I'm not exactly sure what it's about (Dom, maybe you can help us out!) but I think he lost his girlfried to a guy in Saskatchewan, cause I guess we're just that cool there! Regardless, the video is all about the ninjas... need I say more?






After the Saskatchewan ninjas, I was feeling a bit nostalgic and thought I would include this hilarious parody of the Hinterland Who's Who (Sorry for the international readers but it was a bunch of commercial that the CBC used to run about various species of animals and ecosystems way back in the 80's and early 90's.) It's something so completely Canadian that I think it bonds us all for life! Anyway, these guys did one on everything that is the lumberjack complete with the same music and monotone voice over! Check it:

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THE "FREE"DOM OF SUNDAY!

>> Monday, January 5, 2009

Ah, I love it when, once a month, the first Sunday rolls around because that can mean only one thing... time to check out a museum of your choice for the bargain price of... free! Yesterday, Morgen and I decided to wander our way to Musee d'Orsay and after I had a few choice words for the metro and it's lateness, I arrived.

The museum itself was formerly Gare d'Orsay and way back in the day it was a railway station until 1939, when it's platform became out of date. After that it was used as a mailing center during the war, as a home for a theatre company, a movie set, and a hotel. Then, in 1977 the government decided to convert it into a museum, where today, it holds mostly French art dating from 1848 to 1915.

Orsay from across the Seine

The Rhino out front

Because the museum was formerly a train station, the main room itself is a huge, open, bright space where most of the sculptures are on display. Then, there are various rooms that house a large collection of pre to post impressionist art. So, artists like Monet, Renoir, Van Gough, Degas, and Cezanne. I don't doubt the beauty of pieces such as Starry Night, or the amazingness that is Monet but I thought that I would show you some pieces that I really enjoyed by aritists that you may not know.

The museum has a special exhibition on called Mystery and Glitter which is a collection of pastel pieces. I personal find work with pastels amazing. Whenever we used them in school it always seemed that you finished with more color on your arms and face than what was on the paper, but artists like Jean-Francois Millet have some pastel work that looks like it could be done in oil. The realism of pieces like his are so amazing that you sometimes have to walk right up to it before you believe it's done in pastel.

The Bouquet of Daisies by Millet

Another amazing piece was by French symbolist Odilon Redon. His work is often reflective of a world with intense spirituality and has a dream like quality to it. His use of bright colors is a nice contrast in an art gallery that is often filled with dreary oil paintings! "My drawings inspire, and are not to be defined." Redon wrote, "They place us, as does music, in the ambiguous realm of the undetermined."

The Buddha- Redon (1904)

Sam Szafran is another more contemporary French artist that has some amazing pastels. This one is called Lilette dans les feuillages
After wandering through the pastel collection I found that they had a really nice selection of pointilism paintings. I've always found it fascinating that with the use of primary colors in a specific pattern, an artist can create the illusion of secondary and tertiary colors. I love how, from far away, a painting can look like a photograph but as you come closer it is simply a pattern of various color blotches!

Here is a gorgeous piece by Paul Signac called The Papal Palace, Avignon (1900)

This next one is a piece by Maximillien Luce called Le Louvre. Luce was an interesting fellow, in that, he was an anarchist, and spent some time in prison. He often depicted war scenes as well as scenes of the working class and because he was born in Paris and spent his entire life here, many of his works are Paris landscapes. Check out this site if you want to see more: http://the-athenaeum.org/art/by_artist.php?Artist_ID=1705

Finally, I was impressed with the work of Henri-Edmond Cross and his use of color in his landscapes. This piece is called Afternoon in Pardigon. Checkout more here: http://the-athenaeum.org/art/by_artist.php?id=385

On the ground floor and second level, the museum also has a nice collection of sculptures. Many are by influential French sculpture Auguste Rodin, who is responsible for sculptures such as The Gates of Hell, and The Kiss. Perhaps less well known is Rodin's apprentice Camille Claudel. She was often the source of his inspiration, his model, and his mistress. But, she is a brilliant sculptor in her own right. A famous art critic of the time, Mirbeau wrote: "A revolt against nature: a woman genius." and that's exactly what she was. Unfortunately she never managed to establish herself as an artist in the shadows of Rodin and her talent was never fully recognized. She lived much of her life in poverty and was abandoned by Rodin after he refused to leave his wife. Claudet, poor and alone, began showing signs of paranoia and sadly, destroyed much of her work. Here is one of her pieces that survived called, L'Age Mur (The Age of Maturity). There is an interesting commentary of the piece at http://www.boheme-magazine.net/php/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=724, which discusses the meaning of the sculpture and whether or not it is an interpretation of maturing and time passing as the name suggests or whether in fact it is a representation of Rodin walking away from her with his wife.


Finally, here's some shots of the building itself which is, of course, gorgeous.

Oh yes, on the way home, I ran into an jazz band playing some tunes in the square outside the Louvre. Ah, just another day en Paris!

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BONNE ANNEE!

>> Friday, January 2, 2009

Happy New Year/Bonne Annee to all you folks out there! I hope you had a lovely New Years and aren't feeling the effects of one too many glasses of champagne! Usually this is the time of year when you can't watch television without running into a gazillion 'Best of 2008' marathons! I thought, since I'm sure you haven't had enough, I would scour our archives and find you some never before seen footage of our craziness en Paris. Here you go:

Every once in a while we run across things that remind us of home:

The Little Regina Hotel is perfectly situated just down from Gare de l'Est

We found this sign for Pennant brand Kerosene at the Australian pub Cafe Oz just down from the Moulin Rouge

Despite what you may think, all our time isn't spent perusing art galleries, or dining a chic restauraunts. So, in our down time we have been known to have "who can have the fiercest hair competitions! (Sidenote: I always win!)

This is my best Ace Ventura!


Wow, I think I saw this picture in Vogue!All that's missing are the Mom Jeans! All you ladies know that we were all sporting these bangs in the early 90's!

We have also been known to have fun with food!

Nat made a creepy crepe which warranted an even creepier face and weird fingers too!

Fun with a weird fruit called lichets! This is my cartoon alter ego!


We finally found popcorn and thanks to Laurie we have a nice supply of microwave popcorn that actually has butter on it!
After being here for over 3 months not much surprises us but when Nat had some random tighty whities in her laundry it was a little strange and off-putting!


BONUS VIDEO: Nothing like a little St. James rum the morning after Daylight Savings when the world just doesn't seem to make sense any more!




BONUS VIDEO: My audition tape for the Moulin Rouge!



BONUS VIDEO: I'm not the only one that likes to break out in song. I think that Nat has been living with me for too long. What can I say, she's learned from the master! You'll also notice in the video that Natalie is working on our candy wrapper chain that we have been diligently making since we arrived!

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