AIDEZ-NOUS!

We are a rogue group of French nationalists known as the HAETCC, The Humanoid Animals for the Ethical Treatment of Clothed Creatures. We have taken hostage both Natalie and Jacie for their derogatory comments against those creatures appearing in Orangina ads across France and for their general dislike of animals who are only trying to make a living in this world by using their sexuality to sell a product.

If you wish to see or hear from them again, speak now or the consequences will be catastrophic...

BAXTER WILL BE FORCED TO JOIN IN OUR CRUSADE!